MISS GAY PAGEANT.
HOST: Good evening, Contestant #3. Your question goes this way. If you could go back to the past, what are the things that you think you`ve never done and why?
CONTESTANT #3: If I had to change my religious beliefs, I would not marry the person that I love because the first person that I love is God who created me and I have my faith and principles and that what makes me who I am. And if that person loves me, he should love my God, too.
HOST: Uhm, I think you have the wrong answer, Contestant #3.
CONTESTANT #3: I have the correct answer. You have the wrong question. Thank you and good evening.
BOY: Baby, sorry. Namatay phone ko, nagloloko kasi eh.
GIRL: Di ba nagloloko ka rin? Ba`t di ka namamatay?
NAALALA KO DATI.
AKO: Saan ka mag-aaral dyan?
KAPATID KO: Sa New York University.
AKO: Whaha! You won`t fit there.
KAPATID KO: Why fit in when you can standout?
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NAALALA KO DATI.
AKO: Saan ka mag-aaral dyan?
KAPATID KO: Sa New York University.
AKO: Whaha! You won`t fit there.
KAPATID KO: Why fit in when you can standout?
MOM: Hindi pa, bakit?
AKO: Hindi na daw pwede maligo after 3pm.
MOM: Bakit naman?
AKO: Eh kasi dba namatay si Jesus 3pm?
MOM: Oh, paki-connect.
ANAK: Weh? Eh ba`t kagabi may nangyari samin?
